Post by Karla on Apr 17, 2024 21:53:40 GMT
Here are some fun fitness quotes:
I had to quit jogging for health reasons: my thighs were rubbing together so much my underpants caught on fire!
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. ~Wendy Liebman
I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred Allen
My favorite exercise is walking a block and a half to the corner store to buy fudge. Then I call a cab to get back home. There's no need to overdo anything. ~Ellen DeGeneres
I tried yoga because I heard you get to do your exercise laying down, so I signed right up for that. ~Corey Kahane
My boyfriend is a fitness trainer, very enthusiastic. He loves doing bench presses and squats. I have my favorite exercises, too: The Refrigerator Lunge, followed by the Microwave Push. ~Andi Rhoads
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to eat. ~John McDowell
I joined a health club last year, spent 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. ~Rich Ceisler
On marathons: What would make 17,000 people want to run 26 miles? All I could figure out was maybe there was a Hare Krishna in the back of them going, "Excuse me, could I talk to you for just a second?" ~Rita Rudner
It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this, you can stop being angry about other things in life, and only be angry about this. ~Rita Rudner
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit, and parking as close to the stadium as possible. ~Bill Vaughn
My roommate is always bragging about her body. She's like,"I pay sixty bucks a month to the gym to get this." I told her,"Give me the money, I'll chase you around with a stick, and we'll both lose weight." ~Tracey MacDonald
I tell ya, I'm in bad shape. I joined a weight-lifting class. They started me with balloons. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies or to the bathroom. ~George Carlin
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
I had to quit jogging for health reasons: my thighs were rubbing together so much my underpants caught on fire!
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. ~Wendy Liebman
I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred Allen
My favorite exercise is walking a block and a half to the corner store to buy fudge. Then I call a cab to get back home. There's no need to overdo anything. ~Ellen DeGeneres
I tried yoga because I heard you get to do your exercise laying down, so I signed right up for that. ~Corey Kahane
My boyfriend is a fitness trainer, very enthusiastic. He loves doing bench presses and squats. I have my favorite exercises, too: The Refrigerator Lunge, followed by the Microwave Push. ~Andi Rhoads
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to eat. ~John McDowell
I joined a health club last year, spent 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. ~Rich Ceisler
On marathons: What would make 17,000 people want to run 26 miles? All I could figure out was maybe there was a Hare Krishna in the back of them going, "Excuse me, could I talk to you for just a second?" ~Rita Rudner
It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this, you can stop being angry about other things in life, and only be angry about this. ~Rita Rudner
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit, and parking as close to the stadium as possible. ~Bill Vaughn
My roommate is always bragging about her body. She's like,"I pay sixty bucks a month to the gym to get this." I told her,"Give me the money, I'll chase you around with a stick, and we'll both lose weight." ~Tracey MacDonald
I tell ya, I'm in bad shape. I joined a weight-lifting class. They started me with balloons. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies or to the bathroom. ~George Carlin
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
